Info Dump

(Proceeds to forget everything about me.)

I hate that question. I should start carrying business cards with basic facts about myself, so I don’t have to endure the awkwardness of forgetting everything about myself.

1.       My name is Veli.

2.       I am a twin.

3.       I have six siblings.

4.       I have a degree in Theater.

5.       I have a fury orange monster named Vivi. She makes sure my arms and hands are consistently decorated with her claw art.

6.       I am a Capricorn, and even though I don’t put too much stock into astrology, I’m basically a dead ringer for a Capricorn stereotype.

7.       I always want soft serve ice cream. Always.

8.       My favorite romance trope is “only room at the inn” and/or “forced proximity.”

9.       I’m a huge Outlander fan. I think there are only two types of people: people who haven’t watched Outlander, and people who will stab their mothers in the eye for saying anything bad about the show.  Including me. Sorry, mom.

10.   I enjoy cooking, reading, writing, and drunken brunches at aesthetically pleasing restaurants.

11.   Pumpkin pie is better than apple pie. Fight me.

12.   I love kickboxing.

13.   My favorite color is pink, but I wear mostly black, white, hunter green, and burgundy.

14.   I’ve never been camping. Please don’t make me.

15.   My toxic trait is giving advice I don’t follow in my own life.

16.   I love oatmeal cookies, preferably without raisins, but I can deal with it if they’re included. I also love chocolate chip cookies with minimal chocolate chips.

There ya go. You’re welcome.